CONTACT POST: WALDEMAR

[allscalesfinal]

[This dragon is always available for quests or a chat.]

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[allscalesfinal]

[an awesome cartoon about dragons and shit!!! look at all this shiny bling

wally will emerge from a giant coin pile where he was apparently sleeping, so enjoy that jingle-jangle avalanche]

Hello. Can I help you?

/10

[crowing]

( dragon!!!!!! )

[crowing]

( HOLY SHIT, IT'S A DRAGON!! )

[crowing]

( IS ANYONE ELSE HERE?? CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THE DRAGON?? )

[crowing]

( because that's a fucking dragon!! )

[crowing]

( shit. should he have brought hobbits and a ring???! )

[crowing]

( NOBODY FUCKING TOLD HIM THERE WERE DRAGONS HERE. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!! )

[crowing]

( should he ask about the unicorns then? see if they're real? WHAT ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY? IS THE EASTER BUNNY TRUE TOO? )

[crowing]

( there's fucking dragons here and he's been wasting his time with stupid shit. this is unbelievable. he should tame this fucker and ride off with him into the sunset. )

[crowing]

( motherfuckin' dragon. )

[crowing]

( okay, chill. he's calm. he's cool. he'll tell him what he wants. )

DRAGON!!

( no. no, you did a bad job. F- )

[allscalesfinal]

Yes.

[he's used to this, HE'S GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!]

My name is Waldemar. And you are?

[crowing]

Holy shit! YOU SPEAK IN BOLD? I can speak in bold.

( folding his arms over his chest. )

I AM CROWN. EMPEROR CROWN. MASTER OF THE REALM.

[allscalesfinal]

[.......he might not got this]

....ah, a spirited new arrival. You will be wanting a quest, then?

[crowing]

Yes.

I want to have my stupid pet back. Unless you want to be my pet instead?

[allscalesfinal]

[omfg CHILD]

Alas, I must decline.

[amazing how a dragon without any eyebrows to quirk in a skeptical fashion can use bone ridges to achieve the same effect]

What sort of pet was it?

I SHOULD MENTION THIS IS DAY 181

[crowing]

But you would be such a cool pet! C'mon, dude. We could make all the ladies wet.

( don't you judge him!! he is flawless! )

A baby crow. Called him "Kuu".

no!!!

[allscalesfinal]

In my past life, I was a king. I am no one's pet.

[also he doesn't know what "wet" means in that context......]

Hm.....

hot edit. bb

[crowing]

Yeah, man, and I'm an emperor. Kings don't mean shit. You'll be famous if we do this!


I don't want some scrub crow though. It's gotta be that guy.

[allscalesfinal]

Emperors are no different.

[good to know u also don't mean shit, bruh!!!]

All right. Give me a moment to prepare the terms.

[crowing]

( WHY SO HOSTILE. )

What am I supposed to do after? Come back here?

[allscalesfinal]

[there is nothing but wry laughter in his dragon-y heart, he knows a punk when he smells one]

Yes.

[and then....flapping a wing

CROWN NOW HAS SCALES, TALONS AND FANGS

maybe also nubby wings/a tail]

These shall be the conditions of your quests. Bear them for three days.

/3

[crowing]

Wha—

( INSPECTING HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!! )

[crowing]

( HE MADE ME INTO A DRAGON TOO?? )

[crowing]

THIS IS AWESOME!

( best echo. )