CONTACT POST: WALDEMAR

[allscalesfinal]

[This dragon is always available for quests or a chat.]

Comments

[robitussin]

Okay, addendum, you're making a weird facial expression.

Sounds good.

[allscalesfinal]

'Tis unlikely.

[no u!!!]

One moment. I shall fetch what you need for the second task.

[robitussin]

I'm right here and I just saw it. Totally likely.

Thanks.

[allscalesfinal]

[a pause

then he STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT

and lumbers off, pls hold]

[robitussin]

[SHOCKED LAUGH]

[allscalesfinal]

[this is what henwen has taught this once-glorious king

he comes back with a large wriggling flower in his jaws]

Mmph.

[robitussin]

[stepping forward to take it from him]

[allscalesfinal]

[he shakes his head and points with a talon at a nearby bronze pot]

[robitussin]

Oh, sure.

[grabbing the pot and bringing it over to him]

[allscalesfinal]

[plopping this flower into said pot

it's....

it's a weird flower ]

[robitussin]

[...stares at it]

You sure this is the right plant?

[allscalesfinal]

Absolutely. Is it not....how do the youths of today say it....."kawaii??

[the plant makes a warbling noise and blinks both eyes]

[robitussin]

...What?

[allscalesfinal]

That is the term, I am sure of it.

[robitussin]

Okay then.

Also, just so we're square, since you were acting weird earlier - I want it soundproofed because I don't want to wake anyone up if I have a bad dream.

[an excellent excuse from somebody whose patron gives them dreamless tea.]

[allscalesfinal]

[headtilt, because that's what his thoughts are now jumping to]

Does my tea no longer agree with you?

[robitussin]

Nah, that's not it. Just, I'm going to have to go home someday. I don't want to start relying on it.

[foxpas]

[KNOCK KNOCK ASSHOLE]

Sir Waldemar? Are you here?

[allscalesfinal]

[was sleeping, opens one eye]

Yes, Citrine. Are you in need of something?

[foxpas]

... Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you!

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING AT THIS HOUR, YOU SLOB]

[allscalesfinal]

[don't sass your elders]

It is all right. I was merely dozing.

[foxpas]

[maybe my elders should stop being so damn old]

Should I come back later?

[allscalesfinal]

[#youths]

No, no, speak your mind.

[foxpas]

Well... I was wondering if you had anything like oils and polish for swords that I could quest for...

[allscalesfinal]

Ah? Of course I do.

[his mountain is full of swords, archer would have a nerdgasm]

How much would you like?